Five things I would change about my appearance
1. My hair. I started greying when I was sixteen. At 43 my head is whiter than your grandma’s
2. My fat knees.
3. My ugly ballet-toes.
4. My terribly skew teeth – well, the bottom ones…
5. My way too narrow shoulders. In comparison to my wide hips, yes, a classic pear shape, thank you very much
What would you change about your looks? Are you happy with the way you are?